Derek Semón

Derek Semón is the Phallic Overlord.

Origins
Little is known of the Phallic Overlord's birth. A popular theory is that he is a son of Ashima and Paul. That would make him brothers with Bob and Berny and possibly Kojinho. The Phallic Overlord has reigned from his throne of fleshy folds for a long time. He used to have red hair, but it made his head look like a penis so he shaved it off, revealing his swollen skull that made his head look even more like a penis. He has kept in like this since. At some point he recruited the Right Hand Man.

Followers
Since he first aroused the throne of fleshy folds from the slumbering titan, the Phallic Overlord has been closely attended by the Right Hand Man. The Right Hand Man stood to Semón's left and feverishly pumped Semón's eternal erection. The Right Hand Man, seeking nourishment during his trek to find the Savior, lost his left arm to the axe of the woodsman Black Barraq. The abomination known as the Devourer of Innocence somehow separates from the Phallic Overlord, who is able to grow a new one thanks to his strange abilities. The Insecure Sexual Predator lost his own penis to the Devourer and was given a new one by Semón in return for his loyalty. Derek Semón often appeared to Dick Trickdan and tried to convince him, but Dick turned him down at every opportunity. To save the life of Kyle Falker, Dick joined Semón's army in an attack. When Dick lay in the wreckage of his plane, dying, Semón gave him one last chance. Dick is now considered an Avatar of Semón, yet is still alive with Derek as his patron.

Recorded History
The Devourer of Innocence somehow detaches itself or is separated from Semón, but the Phallic Overlord grows a new one. The child molester lumberjack known as the Insecure Sexual Predator is found. The Devourer rips off his own member, and attaches itself. He slowly drives the Insecure Sexual Predator insane, and when he cracks he cuts the Devourer clean off with chicken scissors. Before the Devourer bleeds out, it attaches itself to the nearby Erik Magnus, fully converting him as ISP had not been. After this the Phallic Overlord recruited both of them as his pet and faithful servant, respectively. With the Right Hand Man on his left, the Insecure Sexual Predator on his right and the Devourer of Innocence resting beneath his feet, the Phallic Overlord presides over his hidden realm from the throne of fleshy folds.